Better than your standard TV
October 24th, 2007 by 
Zankster
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Eiki DLP Home Theater Projector So long to my 25 incher! This projector is going to revolutionize my home! I won’t have to watch another movie in analog. Although, my family is getting a little worried about this upgrade. I am now looking into neuro chips to implant into my wife and kids. Then I can tap into some of those government satellites, the black ones that can’t be seen, and track everything about my family, while their vitals and location is projected on my basement wall thanks to my new Eiki DLP Home Theater Projector.Although, I haven’t heard much about this brand, Eiki. For all I know, this system might be tracking everything I watch and then relaying it to those same hidden satellites. Later today we will list some alternative projectors that we know work well and as far as we know aren’t part of some conspiracy tracking our lives. |
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